Tales of a gadget freak

My Daily Blog of Nonsense

A-B-C, Always Be Closing

”We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Caddilac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”
~Blake
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Palm Springs on a Friday

“In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.”
~G.B. Trudeau
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Earthquake in Southern California

“I couldn’t help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.”
~Dan Quayle
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